I'm gonna have a badass scar
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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