Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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