I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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