Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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