if you like me you must not know who I am
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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