his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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