God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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