and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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