if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Success! We fucked roommates!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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