spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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