i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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