This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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