There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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