There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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