ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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