Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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