I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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