watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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