The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
My dick has a subreddit
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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