I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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