Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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