I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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