Sponge bath it is.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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