Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Couch. On fire.
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