Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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