I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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