If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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