then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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