Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Randomize
