Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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