Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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