The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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