walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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