im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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