actually, I'm a sock model
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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