Dual....:-)
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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