So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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