Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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