im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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