I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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