Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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