I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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