well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Damn victory sex feels great
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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