it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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