I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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