Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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