Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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