just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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