out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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