it's like iHOP with fire
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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