i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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