So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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